Dear bullocks,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when i qouted Forrest Gump under the bus and I saw you hit on my knee caps. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that we're related. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that i will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard and You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Please don't hurt me,
Pansy.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment